architechnology

so the man has me working on this presentation. he wants me to take digital pictures of some project boards and convert those digital pictures into slides for his slide projector presentation. i told him that "we have those boards on file. i can just take those images off the computer and make a power point presentation for you." the man, being the anti-techo man he is, refuses my offer, and says "i prefer to use my slide projector."

so i make calls to ask photo labs if they can convert digital pictures into slides. after a slight "did i just hear what i thought i just heard" pause, they respond by saying "we can convert slides into digital files, but not the other way around. you going backwards in technology."

you see, the man is old school. i mean, c'mon! convert digital to slides? you wouldn't take your engine out of your car and add horses to your front bumper to run your car, now would you? he says that he doesn't want to deal with the wires and the laptop crashing if he does a power point presentation. he likes his slides.

if funny. on the night of the presentation, the slide projector bulb dies. and i promise, i had nothing to do with it.