mysterious employees

so for a while we've been wondering when we would hire more people in the office.....

it's funny.

we supposedly hired this one guy to start working here, but he "mysteriously" had to leave the country. i remember a while back, this one girl was suppose to start working here but her visa "mysteriously" didn't fall through.

hmmm.

and then, just yesterday, a senior architect guy, whom the man was suppose to interview, "mysteriously" didn't return his phone calls. so in the meantime, we are suppose to hire a contract worker, but the man "mysteriously" can't get a hold of her.

hmmmm. there seems to be a mysterious pattern going on here.