the monday list

so it's monday. again. i got in this morning and was informed that the pm is out sick today. cool. one down. a couple of minutes later, the man emails that he has a bunch of "meetings" today and won't be in the office. woo hoo. two down.

so what does one monkey without adult supervision do for 8 hours on a monday?

a. try to decide what time to play either 9 or 18 holes of golf?
b. send one monkey on a search and recover mission for heineken or heineken light.
c. have a corporate outing at either the brass rail or the kit kat club (i heard they have a free lunch buffet...at least, that's what i heard)
d. study for the leed exam. wtf?
e. work on side jobs, so i don't feel guilty for not actually working.
f. practice my poker skills.
g. practice my minesweeper skills.
h. walk a couple of laps around the building.
i. catch up on some sleep.
j. decide which chair in the office is the most comfortable.
k. see how many times in a day i can check my email.
l. watch youtube all day long.
m. practice putting skills in the office.
n. burn all the neccessary details i'll need for whenever i start my own office.
o. dream about having my own office.
p. burn all the work i've done so far to update my porfolio.
q. start my portfolio.
r. email everyone in my address book individually.
s. play counterstrike all day long.
t. try to out surf the internet.
u. restart my computer over and over again.
v. update my myspace page.
w. search craigslists for real estate i can't afford and jobs i won't go after because i'm just way too comfortable over here.
x. bid on everything on ebay.
y. actually work on projects....hell no.....just kidding
z. take the time to come up with this list.