too hot to work

You know it’s too hot to work when…

10. you drink a whole case of water bottles….on your own.
9. you begin to see layers that you’ve never seen before pop up and disappear on your computer screen when working on cad.
8. your computer is cooler than you.
7. the only ventilation in your office is your computer fan.
6. the building property manager schedules an appointment to fix the hvac next week rather than right now (probably because it’s too hot come out and work on the system).
5. sweat.
4. sweat in places you never knew you could sweat.
3. a simple thing like breathing becomes very difficult to do.
2. you feel lazy. okay okay. that’s all the time. i shouldn’t blame that on the heat.

And the number one reason you know it’s too hot to work is…..

1. the man brings in a personal desk fan for himself and only him and nothing for the rest of the office. nice.