lunchbox incident
So my buddy at work went out to lunch yesterday. The thing is, he never lets no one know when he’s leaving for lunch, that way no one knows what time he actually leaves so he can come back whatever time he wants.
so he leaves and we think he just left for the bathroom or something. He comes back about 15 mins later with a lunchbox (asian lunch plate).
Keep in mind, we are a small office, we’ve been working together for over a year, and he never even bothered to offer anyone else in the office if we wanted a lunchbox.
So the whole time while he was eating his lunchbox we was giving him sh*t like “oh, good friends always offer other friends to get lunch for them.”
Or like “hey, if I went to get lunch, I would at least offer you guys and wouldn’t be a dick and eat my lunch in front of you guys when I know I didn’t even offer you guys to get lunch.”
Or like “wow, something smells really good, you guys wanna get lunch, oh nevermind, I see that somebody already got his lunch and never bothered to offer anyone else….dick!”
You know, stuff like that. I think he got the point.
1 Comments:
Bah! He's just a smart guy. He knows if I stands up and says "I'm going to go get lunch, Anyone need anything??" Then he'll be the lunch gopher boy. I'll have to go down to the restaurant, order 4 meals, and of course everyone will add in "and a large coke with that." Then he'll be hauling 4 lunches along 4 super big gulp sized drinks back to the office. The people behind him in line will frown and sigh when they realize they're actually 4 orders from being able to order their lunch, cause this guy obviously represents the whole office.
Slipping out unnoticed is the only way to make sure your lunch break is actually a break. :-P
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